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Thursday May 19 Update On Monday November 14
My wife had kindly pointed out to me that my piano playing lacked finesse, grace and in fact sounded like I was just mashing the keys.
—Like a six-year-old.
The emotions were lost, the passion dead.
—I mean, it’s amazing that you made it, but it sounds bad.
Why didn’t you tell me this before I posted it?!
—I didn’t think you were finished.
At her I store steely-eyed as I cried secretly....
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October 2011
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“We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A...”
– A joke circulating the internet
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“Oh, woe, woeful glum,
In this job my mind turns bum.
Tw’is tw’aht...”
– Anonymous game developer underling
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September 2011
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“12. No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”
– A recent survey from Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents revealed 20 of the most ridiculous complaints by holiday-makers made to their travel agent.
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